As the season draws to a close, we at NOLA are both intrigued, but also frustrated with how the sim treated our team. We have one of the best rosters in the league and with the trade to improve the defense and shore it up. As we've seen in the season, the sim has managed to give us extremely bad luck as we've managed to accrue six one score losses, mostly within the ASFC that, assuming we get even 2 of them into the rightful wins that they should be, would have allowed us to be within a playoff spot this late into the season. The only thing that we can do as a team is to continue earning this offseason and hope that the sim does not screw us over next season which is easier said than done. In addition, we will continue to shore up any holes that we may have, if possible.
The key to the Yellowknife Wraiths success has been to tactically be in the NSFC for the best chance at making the playoffs. We got off to a red hot start which helped us survive the cool down phase of the operation. But with one week left and no one in the NSFC outright eliminated it will be on Boudreaux to whether the storm and bring us to the promise land. When we were winning Boudreaux thought "turnover" was some kind of food item. But recently he has found the turnover bug and has given the ball away multiple times which has led to big losses. Their kicker also needs to step things up a bit because he is having back to back terrible field goal kicking seasons. If they want to make a push and secure their playoff spot the young rookie Suzuka will also need to step it up as they emerge as the new WR1 for Yellowknife.
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As a player for the Outlaws from Arizona, a team in the ASFL of the International Simulation Football League, there are a few key points for this team. Arizona has been having a fairly good season and it really comes back to a few key performance indicators that the team noted in pre season and have been working towards every single week. The first of these is scoring points. We have noted that by scoring points and trying to score a lot of points that you will usually end up winning a lot of games. Another thing we have been working on is stopping our opposition from scoring as many points as we can stop. If both of these plans work together and we end up scoring more points than they score we will win the game. This has worked out to be a fairly good game plan that keeps working for us over the season.
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Week 13 has passed. The Yellowknife Wraiths despite being on paper one of the worst teams in the ISFL, having the worst receiving corps in the ISFL, one of the worst LB corps in the ISFL, and just all around not being a very good team right now, is 7-6 and is the 3 seed in the NSFC. As for our keys to success: if Money Tolliver has a good game, we tend to do better. Early on in the season when we were going on an absolute tear, Boudreaux wasn't throwing any interceptions. Now that he has started throwing interceptions, we have not been winning as much. Somehow I am tied for the league lead in average yards/reception with 15.9, maybe that has something to do with the keys to success. We tend to keep games close, even when far outclassed by the other team. We were only blown out a single time.
Why do we have a chance at the Ultimus? I have sacrificed too many goats for us to not have a chance at the title.
As the season enters the final stretch, I must admit, it's been a bit of a letdown this season for Sarasota. Coming off an Ultimus appearance, we felt like we had a strong team in training camp, and a great chance to get back to the big game. Not to say that we've lost hope, but we know that we've dug ourselves a hole. We know that we've put the future of our season in the hands of others. As a team, I believe that we have just played too inconsistently to sustain success. Personally, this is one of the most disappointing seasons I've ever had. It reminds me that father time comes for all of us. Is it going to be time soon to hang up the cleats and look towards a different career? I hope that Blaze Jr can start to make a difference on the field during the final stretch to end this season. If we want to get back into the championship game, we need to get back to playing championship level football. If we continue like this, we won't get far.
WR- JAMAL SLICK JR.
"THE NEW ERA"
MR 8X ULTIMUS CHAMPION
QB Mike Boss - HOF TE Johnny Blaze - HOF QB Mike Boss Jr WR Johnny Blaze Jr
The Hawks are having a remarkable run this season considering their offensive stalwarts are rapidly aging. They have already secured a first seed in the playoffs with three games remaining. Preston Beatz has been able to attack with efficiency while taking fewer pass attempts than he averaged throughout his career. Boasting the third-best passer rating this year, he’s been a steady hand for the Hawks all season. Contributing to the best scoring offense in the league is second year running back Anakin Skywalker who is in the top five league-wide in rushing yards while tacking on 13 all purpose touchdowns. He’s a candidate for Offensive Player of the Year with several worthy candidates late in the season.
The Hawks also have the best defense in terms of points allowed. The Hawks were expected to have a top flight defense that would help take the pressure off of the offense, but with the O holding its own and Master Chief knocking down field goals, Baltimore may be the team to beat this year.
Implying that a snail race, which is a race between snails, is inevitably going to be close is a deep psychological question. Out in the back, the boardshort and beach rescue buccs, we've been playing dot football, and that is a fact. Yet what we are talking about isn't dots. It is a snail race, sure, but a race nonetheless. I have spectated many a snail race. I started to ask myself, how are we getting these many snails? And what is the determined factor that makes a snail, a fast snail? I have seen, with my own eyes, snails gone full Turbo mode with no regard for safety. These snails are the product of effort. Of the pure dedication it takes for any one thing to be better than any other thing. What does a chance at a title mean to you? I will tell you this, I have seen what a snail races like when it means everything. I have been on the losing side enough.
Talk about a prompt I wish I had answered at the beginning of the week. It has been an up and down season for the New Orleans Second Line in sim, and this week was a definitive down for the squad. After starting the season with six consecutive losses, the team made a massive trade, moving the (at the time) first overall pick and next year first for an elite edge rusher and a great defensive back who will only be on the team for this season and next. The move was quite controversial at the time of the trade, but it sure looked to be a winning one was the Second Line would go on to win 4 straight and move to 4-6. All of a sudden a late season, run the table and back door into the playoffs timeline really seemed possible. Unfortunately we would go on to lose the next three by 6, 1, and 10 points respectively. At this point playoffs are out of the question, and it's onto next year. However, the team has a very young core, and with another season of growth combined with the assets acquired in the trade, we're poised to make some noise next season already.
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats [OPTION] Tackles: 106 [OPTION] TFLs: 7 [OPTION] FF/FR: 1/1 [OPTION] Sacks: 3 [OPTION] Interceptions: 3 [OPTION] Pass Deflections: 9 [OPTION] Touchdowns: 1
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[OPTION]ISFL Regular Season Stats [OPTION] Tackles: 78 [OPTION] TFLs: 5 [OPTION] FF/FR: 1/2 [OPTION] Sacks: 8 [OPTION] Interceptions: 1 [OPTION] Pass Deflections: 8 [OPTION] Touchdowns: 0 [OPTION] Receptions: 419
[OPTION] Receiving Yards: 3681
[OPTION] Receiving Touchdowns: 25
[OPTION] Kick Return Yards: 5367
[OPTION] Kick Return TDs: 1 [OPTION] Punt Return Yards: 1651 [OPTION] Punt Return TDs: 5 [OPTION] Pancakes: 242 [OPTION]===========================================
[OPTION]ISFL Postseason Stats [OPTION] Rushing Yards: 926 [OPTION] Yards per Carry: 4.56 [OPTION] Rushing Touchdowns: 7 [OPTION] Receptions: 44 [OPTION] Receiving Yards: 408 [OPTION] Receiving Touchdowns: 4 [OPTION] Kick Return Yards: 653 [OPTION] Kick Return TDs: 0 [OPTION] Punt Return Yards: 192 [OPTION] Punt Return TDs: 0 [OPTION] Pancakes: 28 [OPTION]=========================================== [OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements: [OPTION] S15 DSFL RBotY [OPTION] S15 DSFL MVP [OPTION] S16 Pro Bowler (RB) [OPTION] S17 Pro Bowler (RB) [OPTION] S18 RBotY [OPTION] S18 PERotY [OPTION] S18 OPotY [OPTION] S18 Pro Bowler (RB)
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[OPTION] S21 Pro Bowler (OFlex & Returner)
[OPTION] S21 Ultimus Champion
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[OPTION] Most Rushing TDs in a DSFL season (S15, 20)
[OPTION] 3rd Most Rushing TDs in a DSFL season (S14, 18) [OPTION] 5th Most Career Rushing Yards
[OPTION] 9th Most Career Rushing TDs
[OPTION] 7th Most Career Scrimmage Yards
[OPTION] 8th Most Career Scrimmage TDs
[OPTION] 5th Most Career Punt Return TDs
[OPTION] 5th Most Career All-Purpose Yards
[OPTION] 8th Most Career All-Purpose TDs
[OPTION] 4th Most Career Postseason Rushing Yards
[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason Rushing TDs
[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason Scrimmage Yards
[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason Scrimmage TDs [OPTION] 10th Most Career Postseason Kick Return Yards
[OPTION] 7th Most Career Postseason Punt Return Yards
[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason All-Purpose Yards
[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason All-Purpose TDs
The Grey Ducks are doing what they do and I really like where we are at this season! Currently sitting tied at the top of the North with a 6-4 record, second to only Tijuana in the South. We have looked very good and 3 of our 4 losses could've easily gone the other way. There has been some sloppy turnover play early, but these have slowly started to get cleaned up as the season progresses. We have a lot of people on this team dedicated to winning and making this push. People are getting their trainings in and several rookies will be near the maxed mark come playoff time to make these odds as good as possible! Anything can happen and anyone can win any given week, but hopefully we can pull it off and do on their thing in the playoffs. I expect it to be a good one and have very high hopes for the team!
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