(S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS!

[CementHands]

I think a really over powered mash up would be smashing together Purdy Mediocre and Octavio Volarus. Just think about combining the speed, hands and agility that Mediocre brings to the table, and combining it with the pure raw size, strength, blocking abilities and devilishly good looks that we know of Volarus. This would be an absolute tank, run busting machine that could either carry the ball, or clear way for the running back to follow right up his wake.
Something this big should not be able to move this quickly however, and I think pretty quickly the pure over powerdness of this combination would have the league and fans in shambles, complaining constantly about how they can stop this unstoppable momentum machine.
I think it would be cool to see though, some kind of XFL like thing, where anything is legal, and you would need to get bigger and better, faster, stronger defense to stop. An amazing arms race akin to the cold war would sure to ensue.

[rapideagle]

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[Crunk]

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[lock180]

I'm going to go ahead and lock in a Yeti Wraith for this one. It's spooktober which means we got to get into some paranormal cryptid action and what better way to do that with two of the most famous mythical creatures out there ghosts (wraiths) and yeti (bigofoot). Just think of all the fun that can be had trying to hunt this creature down? Why play football when there's a Yeti Wraith out there to catch. You want to go out and catch a Yeti Wratih? Great! Go bang on a tree to get its attention or make weird gutteral noises. Want to catch footage of it? use an evp reader or maybe put a doll in the middle of the woods for it to play with. This can become a whole new sport and take the place of the ISFL. Professional mythical creature catching. Can call it Pokemon or something. Oh wait I'm learning that name is already taken. Maybe this isn't a great idea after all.

[JaytheGreat]

So I think any mash up with the Wraiths would be cool but I'm going to go with the Wraiths and the Silverbacks. What's more terrifying then a ghost or a silverback gorilla, making a reanimated ghost gorilla. I think the whole time is scary and considering it's Halloween time I think it makes the mash up even better. As a mascot I don't know how the opposing team will be able to keep their eyes off of them. Now if we are talking about a whole team of ghost silverbacks well they win the Ultimus every season, they can't be killed and I'm assuming that we can turn into ghost whenever they want to. Even in normal Silverback form who is stopping them outside of maybe a group of Yeti's. The league would have to make some new rules of course but I'm not sure what they would be, you'd have to have a rule about making sure they stay corporal but I'm not sure what else they can do to make it fair.

[shadyshoelace]

If I were granted the powers of Doctor Victor Frankenstein and chose to doom myself and my bloodline to eternal damnation by deigning to play God, I'd obviously use that ability to create some fun mashups of mascots in the International Simulation Football League. I can think of no better use of this dark and cursed ability. One of the fun things about this league is that we already have the basic ingredients for a good old fashioned Godzilla vs Kong style spectacle in the Osaka Kaiju and the New York Silverbacks. With a bit of genetic tampering, I'd combine the Silverbacks with the Yeti to create a monstrously strong, mythical version of the fearsome great ape. Of course, this cryptid needs a foe, which I'd obviously build from a combination of the Kaiju with the Fire Salamanders to really amp up the flame factor and lizardiness of the beast. This would be a duel for the ages, no doubt leveling entire continents and probably destroying society to the point where American football is no longer played.

[Punk42AE]

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[zeagle1]

The Two mascots of the International Simulation football league I would like to mash up are the mascots of the Arizona Outlaws and the New Orleans Second Line. The mascot of the outlaws is obviously an outlaw, a dangerous wild west criminal known for violence and crime. A "second line" is a type of band in parades, where the "first line" is the main band of the parade and the "second line" is a band of people following on, dancing and contributing to the music. Combining these two mascots gets you a wild west posse of outlaws! Having a large group of criminals supporting a team on the sidelines would make the team unstoppable! The would sabotage the other team's equipment, steal their supplies, and kidnap their coaches so that they would have to forfeit. If that did not work, they could hold up the team bus like it was a wide west stagecoach and rob the other team blind.

[LiathTheSquirrel]

The two Team mascots That I would mash up into one team mascot would be Combining Benny the Bull from the Chicago Bulls and Jeff The Land Shark of the Kansas City Coyotes. Now the Combination of the two of them would be as Follows. It would be Jeff and Benny’s personality perfectly mixed together since the two of them are both silly guys who love having fun with people, entertaining people and messing with them. Now as for their look that’s a bit harder to decided you could go with Benny in a Suit that looks like Jeff or maybe Jeff in a benny suit sized for himself but what i think would be the best and silliest option would be a Group of Jeffs in one normal sized benny suit. This would allow them do more shenanigans like one jeff jumping off the suit with the head of Benny running around while being chased by the body. Now as for why i would do this Mash up….. Come one It’s Benny The Bull and Jeff The Land Shark.

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